About
About this phone.
Appearance
Follows your phone by default; Light or Dark overrides it.
General
- Name
- notacloudserver.net
- Operating system
- Skylights 12
- Software version
- 1.9 (Skylights)
- Released
- 14 September 2026
- Model
- Not a cloud server
- Apps
- 7
- Photos
- 29
- Messages
- 4
- Location
- Denmark
Software update
1.9 Skylights14 September 2026
- The desktop is now Skylights 12, with a profile and a power button in the Start menu.
- Shut down, Restart, Sleep, Crash and Black hole — each turns the machine off with a bit of fun.
- Restart boots into one of two loading screens, alternating, with a chime.
- A boot loading screen on your first desktop visit.
- A new Midnight Orbit desktop wallpaper, in light and dark.
You are up to date.
Previous versions
1.8 PoS13 September 2026
- A new phone look, Midnight Orbit: the lock screen and home screen redesigned over an orbit wallpaper.
- The bottom line is now the home button; a lock button on the home screen puts the phone back to sleep.
- Light and dark, with a System / Light / Dark control in Settings.
1.7 Cadence12 September 2026
- A Trainer app on the phone: run/walk interval training with a warm-up, a repeating block of steps, and a cool-down.
- It talks: every step announced over your music, counted in with 3-2-1.
- Engineered to keep going with the screen locked — press start, pocket the phone, run.
1.6 Squadron12 September 2026
- A Projects folder: the homelab and every project live in it now.
- Three new projects: Battle Squadron 3D, PreserveDesk plus and Plan-tas-tic, with screenshots.
- The PowerShell scripts, written up as one.
- Pep-talk, the Fantasy Premier League helper, listed among the homelab services.
- PEST has its screenshots.
- A Calendar app behind the calendar widget, for news about the site.
- The unlock follows your finger, calls ring and hang up with sounds that survive the silent switch.
1.5 Filament12 September 2026
- Settings app with this screen: the version, its name, and the notes.
- The three desktop windows are scattered like a real desktop, and every window can be dragged upward.
1.4 Ipanema12 September 2026
- Calling now rings twice, then puts you on hold with music before the details.
- Weather for Herning and a calendar on the home screen, under the clock.
- Texts you have read are remembered in a cookie; anything new says so.
- Back on the home screen locks the phone again.
- The shotgun no longer hides the page on iPhone Safari.
- Desktop icons line up down the left like a desktop, with the windows over them.
- No fake status bar: the phone has one.
1.3 Camera roll12 September 2026
- Messages is a texting app: an inbox, and a thread per text.
- Photos opens straight into the full-screen swipe through every picture.
- The under-construction tag only shows on the lock screen.
- The call says who it is calling: Contact.
1.2 Lock screen12 September 2026
- A lock screen on the first visit: swipe up to unlock.
- A dock with Phone, Messages, Browser and Photos.
- Calling Contact: it rings, connects, and shows how to reach me.
- Browser lists every page on the site.
1.1 Pocket11 September 2026
- The phone view: the site dressed as a mobile OS, with Android's Back and Home.
- Every page is an app under an app bar.
- Gallery photos open full screen and swipe sideways, or down to dismiss.
1.0 Desktop9 September 2026
- The site: a desktop with draggable windows, a taskbar and a start menu.
- Homelab, tools, applications, AI, the fun page with two ways to close a window, and a CV.
- Contact details hidden from scrapers until asked for.