About
About this phone.
General
- Name
- notacloudserver.net
- Software version
- 1.5 (Filament)
- Released
- 12 September 2026
- Model
- Not a cloud server
- Apps
- 9
- Photos
- 14
- Messages
- 3
- Location
- Denmark
Software update
1.5 Filament12 September 2026
- Settings app with this screen: the version, its name, and the notes.
- The three desktop windows are scattered like a real desktop, and every window can be dragged upward.
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Previous versions
1.4 Ipanema12 September 2026
- Calling now rings twice, then puts you on hold with music before the details.
- Weather for Herning and a calendar on the home screen, under the clock.
- Texts you have read are remembered in a cookie; anything new says so.
- Back on the home screen locks the phone again.
- The shotgun no longer hides the page on iPhone Safari.
- Desktop icons line up down the left like a desktop, with the windows over them.
- No fake status bar: the phone has one.
1.3 Camera roll12 September 2026
- Messages is a texting app: an inbox, and a thread per text.
- Photos opens straight into the full-screen swipe through every picture.
- The under-construction tag only shows on the lock screen.
- The call says who it is calling: Contact.
1.2 Lock screen12 September 2026
- A lock screen on the first visit: swipe up to unlock.
- A dock with Phone, Messages, Browser and Photos.
- Calling Contact: it rings, connects, and shows how to reach me.
- Browser lists every page on the site.
1.1 Pocket11 September 2026
- The phone view: the site dressed as a mobile OS, with Android's Back and Home.
- Every page is an app under an app bar.
- Gallery photos open full screen and swipe sideways, or down to dismiss.
1.0 Desktop9 September 2026
- The site: a desktop with draggable windows, a taskbar and a start menu.
- Homelab, tools, applications, AI, the fun page with two ways to close a window, and a CV.
- Contact details hidden from scrapers until asked for.