notacloudserver.net
It is, despite the name, very much a server.
I work in endpoint management and automation: packaging software, keeping fleets of machines sane, and building the tools that make both less miserable. Most of what is here started as "surely this could be automated".
The rest is a homelab, a 3D printer, a shelf of half-painted models, and whatever else has recently held my attention.
Built with Astro, served from Cloudflare Pages, pointed at a machine in Denmark. © 2026 David Frandsen.
Currently
- Building tooling for phishing triage and package testing.
- Running everything I can self-host on one machine in a cupboard.
- Painting more models than I finish.
- Finding out how much of my job an LLM can genuinely do.
Try this
- Drag a window by its title bar.
- Tab to the grip in the title bar, then use the arrow keys.
- The yellow dot collapses a window, the green one maximises it.
- Double-click the wallpaper to put everything back.